- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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