- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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