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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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