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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Cripples are lame.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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