- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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