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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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