How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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