Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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