Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Ms Leong Sux

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su algato es en fuego

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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