What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Read a Book.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Anti Joke

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