- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Maths.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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