What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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