- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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