- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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