- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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