I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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my penis

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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123 f*ck off

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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