- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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