- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.