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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

dat shoe shine tho

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

like if your cool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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