- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why is pie good. because it just is.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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