- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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