- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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