- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

9/11 my birthday

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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