What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

this website is a bad joke

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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