- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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