- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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