- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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