Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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