- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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