What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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