- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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