A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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