What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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