- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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