chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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