- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

White men's rights

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

NEVER

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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