Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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