What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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