What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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knock knock come in

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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