- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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