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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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