Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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