A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

9/11 my birthday

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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