- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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