- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Cripples are lame.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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