Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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PICKLES

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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