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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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