- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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