- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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