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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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