What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

you will like this because i am black.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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