- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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The New York Giants

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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