Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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swag

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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