- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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