- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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