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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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