- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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