Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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