Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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