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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Apple hates Blackberry.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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