How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do I hate? people

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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