- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Jesus Christ

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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