- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Justin Bieber

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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