- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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