- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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