What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

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