What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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