- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Cripples are lame.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Tony Romo

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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