- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man penetrates another man.

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