what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A man goes to the potty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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