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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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