What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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