LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Chuck Norris.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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