- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Anyone can post anything.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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