- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

someone called someone else a frog

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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