why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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