How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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civil rights

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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