- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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