- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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