- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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