caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Neither did she.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

These Jokes suck.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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