A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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