A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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