- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Weaner

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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