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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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