Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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My jeans

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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