- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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