What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Hello

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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