- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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