A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A hill billy went fishing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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