what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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