q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Badabing.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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You are joking right?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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