Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

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