An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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