Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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