Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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