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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

knock knock who's there? hope

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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