- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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