yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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