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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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