A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Rylan Clark

How old are you? 7

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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