What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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