What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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