- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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