- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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