- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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