- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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