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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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