Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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