Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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