Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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