- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Chris is hairy

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