- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

star wars kid

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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