How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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The child was fired from his job.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Eric is gay Ha

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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