What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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