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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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