Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

GOODBYE

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

No antijoke here.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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