Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Jovan

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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