What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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