A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

You know whats annoying? Steve

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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