Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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someone called someone else a frog

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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