- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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