- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your're racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!