- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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