Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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