There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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