roses are red poo is poo

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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