- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

The Labour Party.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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