- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is my name? I dont know

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why? Because.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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