Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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