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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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