- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

i have yougurt mit traktor

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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