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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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