- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

hers a joke... japanese people

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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