- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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