- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Boner

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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