Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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