- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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