- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

The child was fired from his job.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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