- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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