- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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