- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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