- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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