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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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