Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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