- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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