A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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