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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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