Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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autistic kids rock

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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