- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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