a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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