knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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