A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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