- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

You know what's cool? Yep.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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