- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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