what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

womens rights

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Cripples are lame.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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