- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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