- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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