what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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