- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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