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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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