- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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