- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

woman's rights

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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