Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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