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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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