- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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