I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Anti Joke

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